Ok,so three blondes are walking thru the woods,when they come up on some tracks. The first blonde says,"Those are elk tracks",The second one says,"No,they are deer tracks" Then the third blonde adds in,"No,you are both incorrect,they are moose tracks".Then, they where still standing there arguing when a train hit them.
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were all on their way to heaven. But before they could go to heaven, they were stopped at the bottom of the 100 steps, by Jesus. He says to the girls "I will tell a joke on every step. If you can make it through all 100 steps without laughing, you may go to heaven. If you laugh, you will go to hell." The girls listen to the joke on the first step and don't laugh. They go a few more steps before Jesus makes a really funny joke. The red head laughs then is sent to hell. They get to about the 73rd step and Jesus tells another really funny joke. The brunette laughs then goes to hell. On the 100th step, before Jesus even says the joke, the blonde laughs. Jesus says "Before I send you to hell, may I ask why you laughed?" She replies "I just understood the first joke".
