What a story Woody! Any ways how is your sex life? (It sounds better if you read the whole thing in Tommy Wiseau's voice.)
Rank over sex? Hmm, made that mistake once... All I can say is, real titties are better than those viewed in 1080p on a 24" screen. ~W
Eh, I have forever for sex. Counter Strike will probably leave my life after a while, maybe not soon, but a while none-the-less.
And youth, good looks, health, and an ever present rock-hard mr. magic one-eyed pokey-stick will stay forever, right?
